TOADHOUSE
The final derivative of a derivative of a derivative. It ends here.
Green guy. Log cabin for a head. Hands in his pockets since the day he got here.
FOUR GENERATIONS.
ONE SWEATER.
Every copy loses something. This one gained a chimney.
THE DOG
Hands in pockets. Nothing to prove. Patient zero.
THE HOUSE
Somebody put a roof on it. Nobody asked why.
THE LANDLORD
Same roof, worse attitude. Started smoking indoors.
THE TOAD
Green, smug, finally at peace. The copy of a copy of a copy.
HOUSE RULES
Three of them. That's the whole lease.
HANDS STAY IN POCKETS
Panic is a posture, and it's not ours. Green candle, red candle — the hands do not come out.
THE ROOF STAYS ON
Weather happens to everybody. The chimney keeps smoking anyway. That's the entire personality.
EVERYONE GETS A ROOM
The house is bigger than it looks and the door was never locked. Wipe your feet on the way in.
HOW TO MOVE IN
Four steps. None of them are hard.
PUT SOL IN IT
Send over some SOL. An amount that won't ruin your week.
PUT YOUR HANDS AWAY
You live here now. That's the whole job.